Just another Manic Weds

Welp,

If it weren't for pesky things I have to do I'd probably still be in bed. Not cause I'm tired or anything. Just cause I love to lay there and fall asleep. Sleep is great! What's the point of setting an alarm for 5am when I know I'm just gonna sleep straight through till 6:30? What's the point? I always do it! I'm the Worst at getting up early. I have an Anatomy test today and I've studied NONE for it. Not like I'm worried, but even so, don't you think I should've looked at the syllabus to figure out what subject material is on it? Yeah, I think so. Instead I'm blowing off the test. It's a sad commentary on me, I know. Still no hyperlinks.

I lied. Here's one:
Pictures of Global Warming from BBC News.

First and Foremost

Well, it's my first post ever and I don't know what to write or where to begin. I have this feeling that I should include a hyperlink of some sort, just to make things interactive. But, we'll see bout that. Until I think of something worthwhile to link, let me get started with the important stuff. Like an introduction: my name is Jon Ritz and I haven't had sex in six months. No seriously, my name is Jon Ritz and I am writing to tell you that I am an ordinary guy with not much to report. I'll do my best to include some steamy details of my comings and goings, but don't get your hopes up. My life isn't too eventful. I'm doing this mainly as a diary. I figure if I put it on a blog, maybe it'll give me incentive to actually do it. Now I'm scared, cause maybe someone will read this. Hmm. Well, now that I've written nothing at all....
I'll post it.
A&P Test tomorrow, Acupuncturist tomorrow, maybe an evening swim? That's about it.